HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OMG.
The face is making me laugh. Forget the fact that its shaped like a cock and balls…LOOK AT THOSE EYE BALLS HAHAHAHAHAAA.
When you type in my name in Google, my website comes up first :)
That just made my day.
(via donajean)
This is what I said to my best friend when he moved into his house he lives in now. His room had so much space in it.
Yeah, so what? The lead singer of The Used likes to hang out with me and Natalie sometimes. He shot us with that bubble gun shortly after.
I used to be huge. This was when I’d already lost a little bit of weight. This shouldn’t exist, but it makes me laugh so hard.
I did musical theatre in high school.
This play would have tanked if it wasn’t for me. I’m going to keep it real with this one. It was SUPER boring until my character caused problems. I was the Germain maid who was also the comic relief in this stale play.
I let her have the rest of the apple pie.
She was so confused as to why I wasn’t hitting her for eating off my plate.
Its thanksgiving, I’ll give the little shit a break.
I just shit out my entire Thanksgiving dinner.
Its time to go eat more pie.
Nap time much?
I think I want to take a nap before I go to Kenny’s pad.
I’m EXHAUSTED.
I made fun friends on Monday, waiting in line to meet Lady Gaga.
I’ve found almost all of them online. We connected, and its fabulous!!!
I’m thankful for Dane. I’m thankful for my dad and my grandpa. I’m thankful for good homies like Kenny and Miggz.
Dane showed me this MMA fighter last night. He told me he knew exactly who I would think was hot.
Dane was right.
Urijah Faber….please get rid of your butt chin so I can destroy you in my bedroom.
Thanks.
